Population | 67 million |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Rabbit |
The Dominion of The Card Kingdom is a large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 67 million Cards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The strong a Card economy, worth 4.49 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,052 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
The death penalty has been reintroduced, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the The Card Kingdom City Natural History Museum. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Card Kingdom's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Card Kingdom is ranked 96,581st in the world and 2,762nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The Shining Star of Chipoli.
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : The Card Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
- : The Card Kingdom was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia.
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia.
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The Onward Light of Kaschovia.
- : The Card Kingdom was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 58 » Neptunian Military Administration, Corfad, Shibutani, The New Oceanic States, Francois Isidore, New Atlantico, Germanic Cat, New Lakemba, Varisland, Eralan, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Petronellania, Dreadton, Kainin, Esperonia, Oannia, Kwaj, Russila, Castle In Confidence, New Cordyceps, Arostica, United Kahndaq, Aoncarpa, TheLandOfFunFunFun, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Armonker, Aerilia, Zandos, United Orange Valley States, Halsoni, Pribaltic Union, Ishtimbine, Marlducro, Republiqueducroissant, CyberEgypt, Alogiada, Yaorozu, Bagojo, Mystiquelle, Darkanistan, Nouvel Empire, Ereena, Lionsroar, Kranostav, Bedsonya, Rex Republic, Texaska, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, and 8 others.Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Zerentopia, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, and Chipoli.